Jackalopes and Seething Hatred

INTRODUCTIONQ: Why was the young man excited about his job at the gas station? A: Because he loved the idea of getting paid to “pump Ethyl” all day. This dad joke was brought to you partially by my late father, and partially by me typing it. Growing up in Indiana, we always had our gasContinue reading “Jackalopes and Seething Hatred”

11 Days to 2022: I Have No Holiday Spirit

I got my Moderna booster on Friday. It takes two weeks to be “fully covered.” Meanwhile, our governor in Oregon gave us a heads up, that we should see an Omicron wave in 3 weeks. Talk about cutting it close. Sure, I can still get it and get sick. I just have a greater chanceContinue reading “11 Days to 2022: I Have No Holiday Spirit”

Accidental Black Friday

There is no denying that I’m an early bird. As someone who grew up in the Midwest, I’ve always kept an early schedule. Beyond that, my Autism contributed heavily to my insomnia. Today, it fits perfectly into my old man schedule. We had our Thanksgiving on Wednesday, and it went fine enough, outside of myContinue reading “Accidental Black Friday”

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